Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
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