that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
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