I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
Just high enough for therapy.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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