so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Dude, we're at Einstein's Bagels and the dude next to us is spreading cannabutter on his bagel.
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
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