my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
I'd like to apologize to your liver. It sees how much beer i drink and gets jealous of how awesome my liver is.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
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