I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
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