I accidentally burped into my bong.
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
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