I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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