Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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