My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
Randomize