That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
Dude, we're at Einstein's Bagels and the dude next to us is spreading cannabutter on his bagel.
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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