I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
even my farts smell like vagina
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
Also, beer. Big fan.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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