i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
The thing is that despite the high paying career and the increased responsibility, my life hasn't changed that much. Only instead of blacking out on $2 wells at some dive I blackout on top shelf martinis in a suit. Oh and only on Fri & Sat nights. Being 30 doesn't suck as bad as everyone led me to believe.
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
Go christen that room with your naked body.
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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