Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
These tits shall not be calmed
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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