it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
Your dress got me laid by one of Obama's Secret Service members. Patriotic duty, check.
Just saw 4 of my students at Denny's at 4am on a Tuesday. We all pretended not to see each other, as we are all clearly tipsy and/or stoned. Class is in less than 4 hours. Either i'm getting too old for this shit or they're starting on the road to crazy-town much earlier these days.
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