I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP ๐๐๐๐
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