Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
i just made my gag reflex go away.
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
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