I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
I was going through my settings and the phone randomly started playing "Crazy Little Thing Called Love" by Dwight Yoakum. Out loud. At full volume. I was shitting. There were 3 other people in the bathroom. I love iOS 7.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
Randomize
