were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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