he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
i think the title to my autobiography shall be, "a bottle of vodka and various pieces of meat"
and this is why you're my favorite gay friend.
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
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