is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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