The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
Just got hit on by a 50 year old Englishman who is now swapping drunken racing stories with my mom. Live Mariachi band in the background. How's that for a wake?
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
The cop took you back from the hospital and the lady at the front desk said "how are you doing cal?" You said "how do you know my name?" she responded "you're the only person i've ever seen that can throw up in your back pocket." Skills dude.
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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