Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
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