I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
We didn't have a blender for the margaritas, so she tried to use the garbage disposal and wasted half a handle of my grandpa's good tequila.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
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