I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
So hungover. I dropped my keys and leaning over seemed a terrible idea. Instead I took my shoe off in the middle of the street and use my toes to pick them up. Think I'm a genius.
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
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