Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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