So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I'm trashed wearing your mom's snuggie. She says hello.
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
Randomize
