We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
my mom just informed me my dog smells like cum
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
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