I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
You pole danced in your parka.
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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