Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
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