Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
Will exercising make me less horny?
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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