Hey man sorry I got all grabby
I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
My lunch = taste testing salsas for A&P. They gave me a free 64oz grape juice as a thank you. So, now we have something to drink in the house. So while you are spending all the money on breakfast rolls and pizza for lunch, I'm cigaretteless and whoring myself for tablespoons of salsa and free juice.
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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