Why did I call the Oregon Department of Transportation at 4:30 in the morning, and who did I talk to for three minutes?
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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