You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
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