So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
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