I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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