i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
My vagina just recognized that song.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
How did she break his doorknob?
That was our fault. We put a chair under the doorknob so that she wouldn't wander out of his room in the middle of the night and jump into bed with her ex. But she's stronger than we thought.
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
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