So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
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