Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
We are two peas in an std pod
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
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