Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
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