I must be too annoying 4 u.
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
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