She's JV to your varsity
I didn't slap you in the face. TEQUILA slapped you with my hand...
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
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