Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
i think i just lost a toe
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
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