Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
peeing is so easy when youre drunk. you just tell your body to pee and it pees.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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