i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
100%
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
To be honest I've become too lazy for the work involved in getting laid.
You run marathons and you're too lazy for sex? Priorities, man.
Touche.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
Randomize
