Dear everyone that texted me last night wondering where i was. i ended up face down blacked up drunk before i made it to the party. My bad
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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