Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Ew, dude I just walked in on my boss masturbating in the supply room at the restaurant. He didn't see me so I quickly shut the door and pretended like it didn't happen. And then literally five minutes later he came up to me and cupped my face with his hands and told me what a great employee I was. I got a promotion but I'm fucking scarred for life. I can't stop cringing.
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
I told the emergency room nurse I didn't want to stop and ruin the moment. She said safewords are there for a reason. Super condescending. Got her number though.
Turns out it's a fake number.
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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