help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
Girls should come with a carfax report
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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