Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
another moral hangover. fuck.
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
Randomize
