So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
either way he was missing a nipple.
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
Do plants get herpes?
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