I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
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