I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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