Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
This is a test of Andrews drunk texting, had this been an actual drunk text, all the words would be spelled incorrectly and would be missing key verbs and nouns, followed by a request to not get fired.
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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