What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
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